HERE AT MAN'S BEST FRIEND, WE HAVE A DREAM
We dream that one day, in the sweltering heat of the land, our fellow man may throw off the shackles of an uncomfortable and humid pair of jeans and embrace the liberation a pair of shorts can bring.
We dream of shorts that make you truly free, not the kind that harass the knee. From the comfort of the couch to the depths of the ocean and all the way back. Anytime, Anywhere. (By ocean we mean your mate’s inflatable pool. Don’t try these bad boys in the Mariana Trench).
We dream of shorts that do not yield to the oppression of stains and wrinkles. Stain them, fold them, you can never change them.
We dream of shorts that help save the environment, yet don’t cost your life savings. Don’t worry, we know the struggle (our team shares the same Netflix account).
We dream of the shorts of tomorrow, but you can have them today, all thanks to a Golden Retriever.